According to eHarmony…

I am….

  • Fair
  • Considered
  • Collaborative
  • Responsive
  • Sensible
  • Diplomatic
  • Contemplative
  • Indulgent
  • Rational
  • Imaginative
  • Creative
  • Intellectual
  • Adventurous
  • Unconventional
  • Artistic
  • Progressive
  • Daring
  • Inspired
  • Open
  • Accessible
  • Too Sensitive
  • Reachable
  • Candid
  • Unguarded
  • Casual
  • Informal
  • Compliant
  • Reliable
  • Organized
  • Solid
  • Dependable
  • Uncommitted
  • Genuine
  • Thoughtful
  • Modest
  • Reflective
  • Private
  • Introverted
  • Careful
  • Restrained
  • Meditative

Literally all these things….never knew I was so dynamic. Along with all these wonderful adjectives, it gives me five, what I’m guessing are my “catagories” which are, Agreeableness, Openness, Emotional Stability, Conscientiousness, and Extraversion. Each catagory comes with an ‘introduction to ____(enter catagory), when it comes to ______(enter catagory) you are: ____(enter another adjective), then the adjectives above (each group comes from the different categories), a general description of how you interact with others, (one for every category), and finally negative and positive reactions others may have towards you based on each category.

So basically eHarmony gives you a bunch of adjectives, described with a bunch of adjectives, and a whole lot of bullshit to make you feel good about yourself, and that you are a really great person. They fail to mention all the very terrible aspects of who you are, and fail to really “lay it on you”. Now I’m sure the site if great, many people find their soul mates, blah blah, but really? I am really all those things? I didn’t even know I was all those things. You ask me I would say I’m shy, quiet, funny, blunt, a good friend, and understanding. But no eHarmony suggests I am much much more. 

So if you are looking for an ego booster, or just a good laugh, join eHarmony, take the long test (and be honest) and see what they have to say about you.

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